Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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