you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
Everything about him screamed your future.
Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.
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Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
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I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
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