I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
Note to Self: No matter how horny, turned on or in the moment you are, never go down on your gf after she had soccer practice.
Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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