This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
Even my Mr Clean Magic Eraser can't make last night disappear.
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
Another day, another engagement, another cat
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
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