I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
when i got to my bed there was a handwritten note that said "wash the sheets." sleeping on the couch.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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