Porn is love you can see.
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
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