Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
I need to stop using "I went to the Harry Potter theme park" as my pickup line.
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