i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
Randomize
