I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
i'm unexpectedly in a limo, eating poutine. the driver just offered me coke. good idea?
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
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Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
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P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
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