Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
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Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
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He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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