i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
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Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
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Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
Let's be real. I'm the Usain Bolt of running away after hookups. Fastest (wo)man alive.
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
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