my brain is sober enough to have a conversation.. but my arms feel nice
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
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my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
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I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
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