i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
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I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
My office already closed tomorrow. I'm bout to get drunk and build a muh fuckin fort. I shall call it "Fort Fuck You, Sandy, You Fuckin Bitch"
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
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I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
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