if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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