found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I am in a vortex of obligation.
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
The feeling are messing with the penis
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
I was so high I forgot how to swallow food, and I just kept thinking "thank god its just mashed potatoes, they'll go down eventually"
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