I just farted at work and tried to cover up the noise by shuffling papers around
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
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the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
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Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
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