Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
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says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
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I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
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