You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
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he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
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There are cops on horseback in our back yard
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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