i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
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