I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
Getting food poisoning after eating at work was the cherry on top of my "Welcome back to real life" sundae.
Hey buddy, turns out those were the PB&shroomwiches, soooo you may want to reconsider dinner with your girlfriends family tonight...
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
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