talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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