i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
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Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
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Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
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