she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
She was blowing me when her roommate came in and goes "you want me to tap in?"
You realize once your inheritance is finalized this shit will stop happening right?
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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