3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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