A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
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Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
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You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
Im crossing my legs while on the toilet. It's like I'm unconsciously thinking "if im going to barf and shit at the same time, Im at least going to do it LIKE A LADY"
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
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