ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
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i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
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I've found my spirit animal. I'm a Snapple bottle. If you take my top off I'll tell you a fact about science.
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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