I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
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She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
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I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
That chick keeps sending eggplant emojis
Welcome to dating in the digital age. Better catch up now that you’re divorced
and eggplant is code for penis. It means she’s DTF. Go get her tiger!!!
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