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Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
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i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
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When I die, I want you to spread my ashes at a Cracker Barrel.
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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