no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
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