He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
The universe is cradling this hangover like a gay couple cradles their newly adopted chinese baby.
Maybe he injected his testicle?
I'm experimenting with sincerity
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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