Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
We just shotgunned beers for America
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
A part of me realizes this is a bad time to text. But I override it with my awesomeness
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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