garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
Someone shattered a urinal.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
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