You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
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just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
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I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
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