That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
i came out of my blackout when my grandma called last night. it kinda sobered me up and i realized who i had been making out with. should i call and thank her for the defensive cockblock?
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whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
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I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
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