Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
Meeting relatives from another state drenched in tequila and smelling of weed. I'm gonna kill you for soaking the only bra I brought in Jose Cuervo Gold.
I just had a horrible epiphany. I have fucked girls younger than Star Tours
This text was so worth waking up to
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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