yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
The trash can in my living room is full of Popsicle sticks and my vibrator has taken up permanent residence on my coffee table. I'm not doing anything productive. Clearly.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
It seems that I didn’t convey clearly enough how well and truly fucked we are, Jack. Listen to me very closely: we are DEAD.
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
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