we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
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