Most awkward thing ever just happened. I was reaching in my purse to get something and a condom fell out into the woman's lap next to me. At least she knows I'm safe.
Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
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Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
It's not mothers day until you're vomitting syrup into grandma's toilet. Cherish the holidays
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
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My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
I'm both gender and math confused
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