maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
I woke up and there is a food processor in my purse. Someone else's framed family photo. My front door is wide open and my gerbil is playing in the water bong.
Yeah I'm going to bathe him.
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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