the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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