make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
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