i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
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Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
Today needs to die. The mail delivery guy watched me throw up in my yard while taking my chihuahua out in Christmas pajamas at noon. Low point in my life.
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Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
I woke up to pee last night, got out of bed and proceeded to stand there because I had no idea where I was. Then, I heard my sexy as fuck personal trainers voice. Well-played blacked out me.
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
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