some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
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I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
The president of the frat said he was honored to award me "Best Overall Blow Jobs", free admission to all their future parties, and a $20 gift certificate to Denny's. I'm not sure if I feel proud or if that's just the burrito coming back up...
Also, what are the symptoms of syphilis?
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
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I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
I know you just got dumped by your gf but believe there is still good in the world. I just smoked a joint and took a fucking unbelievable poop. Give me a call tomorrow.
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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