I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
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