As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
Your babysitter texted, wants me to pay with weed. I don't know where to get any & don't want to. Will she take cigarettes instead? Or um, cash? Like a person?
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
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