"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
He may or may not be blacked out. We put him to sleep in the community bathroom. He's wrapped in your blanket and he's already puked on it twice. Using your blanket was my idea. Maybe next time you'll ask before taking my vodka.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
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You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
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Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
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