Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
I fell asleep next to my cousin and woke up with my hand in her pants because i though it was lisa
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
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