she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
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