I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
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There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
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I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
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