Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
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I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
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yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
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