im going to pretend im pregnant so i can eat a lot then i will accidentally fall down the stairs
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
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Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
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He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
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