I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
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Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
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