Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
I just hatefucked a Bush administration appointee. Now having celebratory mimosas.
There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
Pretty sure I just slept with Elmo.
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
The air was thick with penises
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
This is classic penis vs brain.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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