I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
Your last day of twenties? OK. Then I'll give you til midnight. Then you turn into a pumpkin. A big, 30 year old pumpkin.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
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