i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
I think we might need a safe word for this...
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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